SHORT FUNNY QUOTES

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I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember. --- Ansyori

I hate when people put my glasses on and say "Wow you're really blind!" I don't go to people in wheelchairs sit in them and say "Wow you really can't walk!" ---- I's Are Blind

If only Facebook has a status "In a Relationshit", I'll be happy to choose it. --- D.K.K

I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next". --- Groove Addict

Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect so why practice. --- The INSANE Cousins

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